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The Meal Machines

Race:  Halfling
Coach:  Pertan

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Aug. 8th, 2017
A Dungeon? No we call it a tomb
A joyful team of "Meal Machines" marched to the underground complex where they were to meet the "West side Hartvigs" in a rematch!
Reenforged by Deeproot and Puggy the spirit was high as the result from their previous game was in fresh memory.

But it seemed that the elves had learned not to underestimate the 'flings'. It seemed like the halflings were always second on the ball. After a initial drive from Puggy, almost scoring a touchdown the tides turned and it was all uphill from now on.

The march home was all but joyful. A roster lighter from a couple of players, for ever gone and buried in the dark corners of the Dungeon tomb, the spirits needed a feast to celebrate the fallen comrades.
- Pertan
July 24th, 2017 - old news
Double Whammy!
Hi sport fans and what exciting news!
The Halfling team “Meal Machines” met the top team “West side Hartvigs” early Saturday morning (early in Halfling measurements at least).
The game was played right after their second breakfast and boy were they fired up! Thanks to the support off hired Star players, Deeproot Strongbranch and strong man Puggy Beaconbreath the “Meal Machines” were able to get the upper hand in both touchdowns and casualties and miraculously win!
After a well-deserved celebration feast, it was time to play again.
This time it was “Flokis Lok” that stood on the opposing side of the pitch. Deeproot and Puggy were too full of beer (sap for Deeproot) and food after the feast to join the team so the “Meal Machines” were on their own. But overconfident from their last match they took the pitch by storm!
The Norse warriors managed to throw the ball so it stuck in the upper branches of #2 player “Treebranch Rootfoot” and a winning touchdown was made.
We hear that the celebrations of the so called “Double Whammy” is still going on and nobody knows when they will stop drinking!
Stay tuned for upcoming news and updates from what looks like to be the “Underdog Miracle of the year!”
- Pertan
June 30th, 2017 - old news
After ”The Massacre”
Screams of terror echo through the peaceful valley of Stockhelm.
Grown up (Halfling) men, the “warriors” of the local Blood bowl team The Meal Machines, lay awake in their beds sobbing or dreaming nightmares about “The Red Devil”. A red eyed monster of a man, fully clad in plate armour, red of their fallen, butchered friends. That player number 3, Lord´s Blade Ciaran, of the “Praise the Sun” Brettonian Blood bowl team will forever be a reason for scaring children and even old men to a soft sob or wailing cry.
The town council has started a formal bill for removing all signs of number 3 in the community, hoping that by doing this everybody can sleep at least a night and not wake up to the screams from them self and drowning in their cold sweat of anxiety…
- Pertan
Tournaments played:
Squig Bowl 21, Open Season 9, SquigBowl 23
Playing in:
Open Season 10
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