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Big Mean Machine MK3

Race:  Chaos Dwarf
Coach:  Gywn
We are born of the train, made dwarfs of the train, undone by the train.

Our eyes are yet to open.

Fear the old train.

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July 18th, 2017 - NEW !!!
Season 23 - Round 6
Such a grind of a match.

This match was a grind. All the junk the orcs had on them and the dwarfs high armour, made it hard for either team to break though to make some damage. The orcs did succeed to injure three whole dwarfs, resulting in hobgoblins trying to defend against the green-skins. But everyone knows that the best defence is a good foot to the skull foul!

The match end were a tie, witch... I almighty coach would argue is the worst result possible to the machine. But there is one last match remains... Stay put as BMM is going against Orbital Death, for the machines last hope to reach the finals.
- Gywn
July 5th, 2017
Season 23 - Round 5
Such a good match.

This match had everything, a perfect hobgoblin kick, vampires bitings its own, a werewolf on illegal substance, custard pies delivered via a big bull centaurs, hypnotic gazes, thrall scoring, dwarven agility (picking up an scattered ball) and many many fouls!

However, the fangs mange to score one to many times and when the machine aim to tie the match a riot occurs, making the match too shot for the machine to do anything.

Defeat is never glorious nor fair, but this marks the end of the machine chances to advance to the finals... but we won't go down without a fight as the next team who stands in the way is the mighty blocking greenskin team Firewalkers.

Until next time... fear the old train.
- Gywn
June 19th, 2017
Season 23 - Round 4
Such a bloddy match.

We have never before seen such a loss. Henry, poor Henry, was injured early in the match, and seeing how he was never going to be as strong as he once were, our apothecary put him out of his misery. Crazy Phil was the man responsible and continued his slaughter of our team, sending dwarf after hobogobiln to the KO box.

However thanks to our mighty star player Thomas the Tank Engine, we were able to once more take a victory for our team.

However, next time... next time will be our make or break, as we face of against the counts of darkness and the team Chelosu Fangs. Fear the old train...
- Gywn
June 9th, 2017
Season 23 - Round 3
Such a match!

At the start we did not know what to expect, as the frogmen has never been encounter before this match. And worse yet they had both Hemlut and Slibli on their side on the pitch. But our secret formula of "hitting them until the fall down" worked wonderful and we even managed to chop Hemlut into bits.

However we saw desperation in their eyes. A lone frog, a catcher from his attempted to stop our star and almighty Tank Engine. Thomas after the match spoke of the eyes of the frog and how they were filled with determination and fear at the same time. Even though Thomas did not go down he respected his foe enough to at least move.

The Machine keeps going and our next match will be a glorious bloodbath to our coach almighty Gwyn!
- Gywn
Tournaments played:
Open Season 8, Reserves Rumble, SquigBowl 22
Playing in:
Season 23
Trophies won:
Collector cards: Season 23


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