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Big Mean Machine MK3

Race:  Chaos Dwarf
Coach:  Gywn
We are born of the train, made dwarfs of the train, undone by the train.

Our eyes are yet to open.

Fear the old train.

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Bulletin board from the coach
Aug. 27th, 2017 - old news
Season 24
The machine is rolling once more. Fear the old train!
- Gywn
July 25th, 2017 - old news
Season 23 - Round 7
Defeat in the form of a draw.

The season is over and the Machine did not reach to intended target. There is always next season.

The Machine takes a stop for now.
- Gywn
July 18th, 2017 - old news
Season 23 - Round 6
Such a grind of a match.

This match was a grind. All the junk the orcs had on them and the dwarfs high armour, made it hard for either team to break though to make some damage. The orcs did succeed to injure three whole dwarfs, resulting in hobgoblins trying to defend against the green-skins. But everyone knows that the best defence is a good foot to the skull foul!

The match end were a tie, witch... I almighty coach would argue is the worst result possible to the machine. But there is one last match remains... Stay put as BMM is going against Orbital Death, for the machines last hope to reach the finals.
- Gywn
July 5th, 2017 - old news
Season 23 - Round 5
Such a good match.

This match had everything, a perfect hobgoblin kick, vampires bitings its own, a werewolf on illegal substance, custard pies delivered via a big bull centaurs, hypnotic gazes, thrall scoring, dwarven agility (picking up an scattered ball) and many many fouls!

However, the fangs mange to score one to many times and when the machine aim to tie the match a riot occurs, making the match too shot for the machine to do anything.

Defeat is never glorious nor fair, but this marks the end of the machine chances to advance to the finals... but we won't go down without a fight as the next team who stands in the way is the mighty blocking greenskin team Firewalkers.

Until next time... fear the old train.
- Gywn
Tournaments played:
Open Season 8, Reserves Rumble, SquigBowl 22, Season 23, Reserves Rumble
Playing in:
Season 24
Trophies won:
Collector cards: Season 23


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