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| Mar. 31st, 2011 |
The Carcosan Courier #5 In a twist of fate "The Wench of Change" showed up just in time for the second match of the season. A rift in the space-time continuum had sent the warship and all its crew directly into the garden of Nurgle where a battle of epic proportions had broken out. The chosen warriors of the Changer of Ways had melted nurglings and plaguebearers in scores with flames of pure change until finally the fabric of time collapsed and spewed both the ship, its crew and a handful of papa Nurgles latest diseases right back unto the pitch where the Wolfland Warriors was waiting. The potent smell of burning nurglings and the sight of the birdlike mutated deckhands cheering for the Corruptors was an inspiring sight for all supporters gathered. The game ended in a draw after a long and chaotic match without anyone gaining an upper hand. |
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| Mar. 31st, 2011 |
The Carcosan Courier #4 The Tzeentchian warship "The Wench of Change" are reported lost during an extremely violent warpstorm in The Sea of Claws. Onboard the warship was the famous blood bowl team Carcosan Corruptors who was traveling for their first game of the season against Brewers Union. So far not even the revered seers of lake Hali hold an answer to the events surrounding the disappearance of the Carcosans.. |
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| Nov. 5th, 2010 |
The Carcosan Courier #3 Perhaps not the most flawless of matches have just resolved in the Carcosan Caves where the sneaky Corruptors went claw and beak against the silly ratpeople of Educated Rodents. In one of the most disturbing interviews ever performed with the mad troll  Uncle Hastur he spoke out against opposing teams ridiculous nature. "Talking, walking rats? Have you ever heard of such nonsense?!" he proclaimed while playfully smashing the skull of an bystander for wearing the wrong hat. "If I ever get me hands on one of them beavers I will personally... OI! YOU WEAR THE WRONG HAT TO!" and of he went like a tentacled blob from elven hell appendages flailing in the air..
The game ended as forseen by the globe-o-vision of Carcosa with a humiliating yet entertaining loss for the Corruptors as cultists flew through the air knocking their own players senseless in a cavalcade of marvelous bodily mutations and spontaneous combustions among the bystanders.
The peak of the whole game was when Uncle Hastur actually succeded in a moment of mental clarity, quickly grabbed the closest rodent who happened to be Squeekola Tesla and grinded his face into something that looked suprisingly similar to a detonated calzone! The fact that the now digested rodent share a similar ancestry with the thrice accursed Count Tessla was only a bonus as the team went of the pitch without either victory or sanity in their hands.. |
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| Oct. 23rd, 2010 |
The Carcosan Courier #2 A great tragedy turned out to be a great cleansing as the game versus the Greenskins of Scandza proved to be a fatal encounter for the newly appointed captain of the team Count Tessla. After the game which ended in a crushing defeat for the Carcosans the true nature of Tesslas betrayal was revealed.. Amongst his belongings where the unspeakable Book of Pleasure, a scripture dedicated to Slaanesh, the Prince of Pleasure and a long time enemy of The Birdgod.
Such an act is obviously punished by death in Carcosa but since the landwalkers already administered death by fist to the scandalous thrower the aftermath was a feeling of redemption to all true worshipers of Tzeentch. Now the team looks forward to bring constant change and entrophy to the Educated Rodents. May the best cavedwellers win.. |
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| Oct. 15th, 2010 |
The Carcosan Courier #1 Last season was a waining year for the mighty warriors of Carcosan Cremators. With only a single game won and the stars shifting in the yellow sky the astronomers of the Carcosan elite was quick to predict a time of great change. The venerable Fanngrimm and his Cremators accepted the will of change and retreated to the Temple of Change for a year of ritual meditation and feasting on entrails of dwarf maidens.
However with change comes a new begining and the everlasting lord of Carcosa, The Yellow King, was delighted to announce that the Carcosan Corruptors should be unleashed from their chambers in the pits of Hali to wreak change in the name of the birdgod. The Coach in Yellow took the team under his wings and smiled with glee when he heard of his first opposition, the dark elves of Hag Graef Spectres. Despite being a weak, chaotic and quite fragile fellowship their faith in the changer is strong. Faith and the fact that most of them are clinically insane due to prolonged warpstone exposure makes the Corruptors a force to recon with.. |
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