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June 6th, 2010
Rot purged in fire..
After a hardfought victory against the rotting brethrens of Nurgle the team found itself outbashed by the harsh putrid warriors. The blood of two Carcosan fighters stained the field and it was with a smirk that The Yellow King decided to retire two of the fallen warriors due to their lack of faith..

Next up is the elves that stole the victory from Carcosa during last seasons final and this time the Cremators will show no mercy for the elves. Hopefully the winds of skullchrushing will be favourable..
- Larsen
 
 
May 30th, 2010
Blood of Tzeentch..
Alas, a great sorrow have befallen the Carcosans.. After a fatal match against the heathens of SPAM! the mighty warrior Thargrimm was brought to his masters side. The brute strength proved to be lacking and the norscans hade more then a few trick up their sleeves. However if its one thing that the Cremators will never lack its hard cash, so a bounty of 50.000 Carcosan Gold as well as the blessing of the birdgod will be avaliable to the player dealing cold death to Sir Spamalot!

The Carcosans welcome the new warrior brother Zhargrimm to the team and look forward to smashing the rest of the unbelievers to the ground. May the fury of Carcosa fuel the fires of Tzeentch!
- Larsen
 
 
May 25th, 2010
Wake up and smell the ashes..
After a rather disturbing final round against the Pointy Ear Saints where the powers of the Birdgod where twatred by the trickery of elven magic the Carcosans have been restless. At the start of season two the Cremators will battle against the Northmen of SPAM! and reveal to them the true power of Tzeentch in a wake of madness and change..

The team where delighted hearing that most of the participants this season where elves.. "Finally a change to take revenge on those pointy eared freaks.." proclaimed Thargrimm in an exclusive interview.. "After last seasons finals we found a bloody waystone lodged into the far side of the pitch cunningly disgused as a weinerstand.. It was severly hampering the winds of change and for that all the elves in this tournament must die.. The rest are just collateral damage..".

The Cremators headcoach was mighty pleased to see another team fighting for the glory of the birdgod. Although not true Carcosans the yellow brotherhood will attend all matches played by Veterans of Tzeentch to spread insanity among the weaklings!
- Larsen
 
 
May 2nd, 2010
The end is nigh..
After a long and bloody season the end-times is at hand.. The winds of chaos have been favorable, the omens at our side and the Carcosans have smashed the opponents into the ground. Now we face our gratest challenge yet.. A little bird murmured that we will be facing our rotten brothers of Nurgle in a climactic final battle. Both teams are undefeated up until this point and although the might of the changer will prevail the powers of chaos should smash the lesser mortals before setteling our scores.

The team is prepared and the battle will be long, but soon the bones of the fallen will be picked clean by the ravens.

The Crow in Yellow commeth.. Soon all shall know the glory of Carcosa and the might of Tzeentch! May chaos prevail and the southerners fall..
- Larsen
 
 
Mar. 19th, 2010
Unique Opportunity!
After the resent game versus the sneaky and stubborn halflings of Hillatoppers headcoach Hastur of the Cremators was seen leaving with a sneaky look. "After whatching the little bug NudleWrangler running around and actually taking three blitzes from my beastial crewmembers i've decided that wee need ourselves a halfer in the team! Now if only I can found one that actually want to move to Dim Carcosa and accept the Changers way all would be so much simpler.." he continued. "Should any halfer read this the spot will remain open! In case you catch a weird mutation and need to escape the usually cruel fate of a mutant blob in the Moot, the Warriors of Carcosa will accept you!"

Taurican who just before the game had trancended into his final form was even more enraged then usual after the game claiming that the Birdgod was cheating. Instead of letting him get all the kills and glory the Changer was favouring the puny birdman Corax who scored a mighty 3 casualites.

The Grimm brothers proved once more that Tzeentch want them more as ballhandlers then the reapers in the team with yet another touchdown scored. "Well, the birdgod wills.." commented Fanngrimm after yet another bloody game ending in a stalemate. "This game was only a friendly warmup.. The paleskins will curse the day when the Yellow Sign covers the arena..".
- Larsen
 
 
Mar. 14th, 2010
We must change our ways!
After the boneshattering game against the undeads of Body Count Fanngrimm was seen carrying his brother of the pitch. "Well, I would like to see anyone try to go head to head with a mummy and come out in better shape then Borgrimm!" he commented. "As for the game, we smashed em good but the changer was not pleased with the sacrificial pyre we build out of the referees hut.. Next time we'll make a bigger one!"

The burly warrior Borgrimm was hurt after holding his own against Knugen for several rounds but the brute force of the mummified undead soon found payed of. Drakh was seen leaving the pitch with a evil grin, "Next game we face of the puny cakebakers of Hillatoppers, hopefully it will be a tasty match!".
- Larsen
 
 
Mar. 8th, 2010
Tomb raiding..
After trying to hail the leader of Body Count for some time The Cremators coach finally announced that he recieved an answer on the cursed demonbox. The match are much anticipated since it will pit the brutal brothers against a mighty foe indeed. "The problem with the undead is that they wont die." commented Fanngrimm "We'll grind them to dust, then perhaps they'll stay dead!".
- Larsen
 
 
Feb. 28th, 2010
The Juggernaut Commeth!
After a mindboggling match against the sneaky ratmen the headcoach proved that brute force do compensate for a lack of speed. "Id like to see them sneaky rats run with their spinalcord snapped in half!" roared the burly Fanngrimm. "Just line em up and i'll go changer on their sorry hides!" added Borgrimm.

The match turned out as one could expect with the rats trying desperatly to stop the advancing chosen warriors of the birdgod. Despite some nasty trick from the horned one himself that gave the Gutters a last turn goal in the first half The Cremators proved to be nigh unstoppable. Soon the whole team faced of 6 lousy ratmen who desperatly tried to stop the avalanche of fur and plates.

"Well a draw against the ratmen isnt that bad.." commented The Cremators headcoach after the match, "They got lucky in the first round but we smashed them good.. Next time we will take it a bit more serious and actually play in our armours!"

The true battle in the match was the duel between Corax and Dodgy. Despite numerous attempts to slay the sneaky rat-ninja the fury of the birdman was not enough to send the vermin to the beak of Tzeentch..
- Larsen
 
 
Feb. 15th, 2010
Just as planned!
The crowd was wild, the players agitated and now the coach got a new pair of boots. Despite the fact that their brothers in arms the Norscans of SPAM! was cheering for the Lizards the game turned quickly for the djunglebeasts..

The headcoach of The Cremators was not really surprised after a 2-1 against Celestial Dragons. "Its all according to Tzeentchs plans! The poor newts never had a chance! The children of The Changer will feast upon the carcasses tonight and for me, well I got me a trendy pair of sneakers!"

Corax was really touched by The Birdgod when he both smashed two of the opponents into the ground and scored one touchdown. The last goal was delivered by the burly and slightly insane Thargrimm who commented "Not even rats can run with their legs torn out and.. err.. have you seen the Yellow Sign?"
- Larsen
 
 
Jan. 31st, 2010
Roast Lizard!
Well, for a start we all apretiate a good steak and what better then to consume the oposing teams in the name of the changer! Since the first opposition are the mangy beasts of the south, the team would like to share their special recipe for roast lizard!

Ingredients:

* One Lizardmen (Called "Saurus" or "Kroxigors" or, for lack of the meatier types, "Skinks")
* Bloodwine - A certain vine located in the Chaos Wastes near the gate to Carcosa. The leaves have a rotten taste, and is usually eaten by the inhabitants of Carcosa. For replacement, you could either try using the Devilseed or Unripe Hellberries.
* Warpstone Salt

Preparation:

Prepare the Lizardman by opening the beasts's mouth and tear out the tongue. Rub the salt inside the mouth and all over its body including the space at the ribs where the heart you just sacrificed used to be. Crumple leaves of the Bloodvine and stuff the mouth full. While yer at it stuff the space at the ribs too. Now put it on yer pointy stick. Spitting a Lizard is just like what you would do to any man or four legged animal. Now you have to tie the tail and the head. After it has been stuck and bound on the pointy stick, prepare your fire while incanting a hymn to Tzeentch from the Liber Chaotica. When the fire reach critical temperatures start roasting the puny beast. Normally, the meat would reach a myriad of weird colours due to the warpstone and as soon as its starting to glow otherworldly it would be ready for consuming. Without the warpstone salt and the Bloodvine, the rather fishy taste would be noticeable. You might want to try feeding your beasts first to see if there are any poison left in the carcass, should the bite prove fatal just give it a few more hours on the bonfire. Best served with a large jug of Hellstroms finest mead.
- Larsen
 
 
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