For years, the grumpy old treeman Gösta Ekman had considered to retire from the duty of greenskin bashing.
'Maybe become one of those well decorated Christmastrees the norse are so fond of. Or move to Oaklahoma'.
One day, Gösta heard rumours of a gathering, where people recieved money & fame by running a ball back & forth. Even a group of volunteers would be in the way to get beaten up as the ball was tossed around. Wonderful!
Minutes later, team Elfsjö was founded to enter the contest and to win fame & glory... ... & to bash some skulls.
Both Zaracias Zackers & touchdownlines was beating up Elfsjö Dodgers badly, and eventough the elves apothecary was kept busy, their injury booth was crowded after a couple of rounds.
By halftime, the Elfsjö Dodgers was almost reduced to half the team, but was ahead by 2-1.
After full time, the team managed to keep a lead of 3-2. Elfsjö Dodgers was very happy .... All 7 of them!
- z3bb3
Nov. 27th, 2015 - old news
We are alive and well
The matchreport against Mutants and Scum is posted alittle late.
The reason for this is that we wanted to make sure that every elf is alive and well.
We can gladly say that all elves has left the hospital. The apothecary didn't even have to work overtime.
From a postgame perspective, we can report that Fleshripper was a disciplined, but not as hardhitting as his rumor say. The real threat was Arnold that both Badly hurt one of the elves, but also got the MVP of the game.
The team is now looking forward to Season 19.
Rumors also say that Gösta Ekman is in boot camp to get his fettle stright to join up with the team before the season begins.
